Scripts

Kevin Heart Show Read for Tpain

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY - IF YOU ARE LISTENIN TO MY PODCAST AND AFTERWARD YOU’RE THINKING, (somewhat sarcastically) THAT WAS SO DAMN GOOD… I NEED MORE. I MIGHT HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YA - IF YA DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW, OUR MAN TPAIN/MR. BUY YOU A DRANK - HAS ONE OF THE COLDEST PODCASTS THIS SIDE OF WISCANSIN. AND, HE JUST DROPPED HIS NEW SEASON, (fast read) THAT’S COMING IN HOTTER THAN THE ROCKS FOREHEAD AFTER A SPELLING BEE. AND LET ME TELL YA, THIS POD HAS GOT SOME SWAG, (jokingly) I’M PRETTY SURE HE STOLE AN EFFECTS PERSON FROM ONE OF HIS CONCERTS… CUZ DAMN. HE’S GOT BUILT IN SEGMENTS WITH WILD GAMES, SHOW PERFORMANCES, EXCLUSIVE GUESTS, (getting a little angrier) ALL WHILE HIS OWN BARTENDER MAKES HIM HIS OWN SPECIAL DRANK!?!! I MEAN, MAYBE I SHOULD BE TAKING SOME NOTES. (Slight pause) ALSO…WHY HAVN’T I GOTTEN A STINT ON THE SHOW??? IS THIS SHADOW NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU TPAIN!?!?! (Laughingly) LISTEN, I MAY NOT BE AS BIG AS TYSON BUT I BITE JUST AS HARD. (Pause) BUT FOREAL EVERYONE, GIVE THE POD A LISTEN, ITS CALLED - NAPPY BOY RADIO WITH T-PAIN, YOU ARE GUNNA HAVE A HELL OF A TIME…THE SHOW IS ON ALL PODCAST PLATFORMS SO LISTEN TO IT WHEREVER YOU GET YOURS. JUST MAKE SURE IT IS AFTTTER MINE, LISTEN TO THIS ONE, THEN TPAIN. CANT HAVE HIM STEALING ALL THE VIEWS, I GOT MOUTHS TO FEED TPAIN!!

Adam Carolla Live One App Ad Read

“YA KNOW, I GOT TO TELL YA – I GOT SO MANY GARBAGE APPS ON MY PHONE I NEVER KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR STUFF. AND RECENTLY, I DECIDED TO CLEAN HOUSE. ALL THE JUNK AND CLUTTER - GONE. THIS LEAVES ME WITH MY MOST CHERRISHED APPS, YOU KNOW – THE ONES THAT CAN DO IT ALL. LIKE MY LIVE-BY-LIVE APP. MUSIC, EVENTS, NEWS, PODCASTS, COMEDY. OH AND ACTUAL STATIONS CURATED BY HUMANS, NOT THOSE ROBOTS HANGING OUT ON BEZO’S YACHT. ALL THIS, ON ONE TINY LITTLE PLACE ON MY PHONE. I’VE BECOME SUCH A FAN OF THE APP – WE HERE AT THE ADAM CAROLLA SHOW WILL GIVE YOU 3 MONTHS FREE. NOT ONLY THAT, YOU’LL GET ACCESS TO MY EXCLUSIVE CURATED PLAYLIST…
THERE IS SO MUCH GREAT STUFF ON THIS APP YOU’LL BE THROWING OUT THE TRASH ON YOUR PHONE IN NO TIME, HOPEFULLY SOME OF THOSE PHOTOS AS WELL. YOU KNOW THE ONES. JUMP ON TO LIVE X LIVE DOT COME FORWARD SLASH (INSERT NAME) TO LOCK IN YOUR EXCLUSIVE DEAL TODAY.”

Motortrend New Show in-show read

IIt’s no secret that the automobile is changing… And the truth is, there is no longer just one visionary in town leading the EV revolution. There has been an explosion of new EV’s trying to beat Tesla in the race – Rivian, Lucid Air, Fisker – just to name a few. All with the same goal in mind – to go green. It’s all taking off faster than the new Model S Plaid. Fortunately, to hang on to this electric renaissance is a podcast with two automotive journalists from MotorTrend Ed Loh and Jonny Lieberman.  On their show they interview celebrity guest, industry leaders, car folk and chat all things cars, energy, Elon, technology and our future. These car savants who once had gasoline coursing through their veins are now charged up! They want to know what the EV revolution holds next - because it is, after all…Inevitable. And that’s the podcast “The Inevitable.” Subscribe and listen to The Inevitable wherever you get your podcasts.

Michael Irvin Radio Read

GENERAL

HEY SPORTS FANS! IT’S YOUR GUY MICHAEL IRVIN! AND IF I COULD, I WOULD JUMP THROUGH THIS SPEAKER AND DOWNLOAD MY PODCAST - THE M-I-P - ON YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW. (CALMER) BUT, I CANT. SO… I’MA JUST SIT HERE IN MY CHAIR, AND ASK…NICELY. CUZ BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YA WE GOT SOME GREAT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT…(LITTLE MORE ENERGY) THE NFL SEASON IS HEATING UP, AND DALLAS IS ON THEEERRREEE WAY, SHOULD I GIVE STEVEN A – A STIFF ARM ON MONDAY!?!?! DISCOVER IT ALL…ON THE M-I-P. THE MICHAEL IRVIN PODCAST – NOW HURRY UP AND LISTEN BEFORE I FIGURE HOW TO JUMP THROUGH THIS MICROPHONE.

DALLAS

LISTEN UP DALLAS! IT’S YOUR GUY, MICHAEL IRVIN. AND I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING -  HOW CAN OUR GUY PARTNER UP WITH OUR ARCH NEMESIS - STEVEN A!?!!? I’MA TELL YA, I’MA TELL YA ALLL ABOUT THAT ON MY PODCAST THE M-I-P. WE’LL TALK THE NFL, WHAT STEVEN A IS REALLY LIKE, WHAT PLAYERS ARE HOT, AND IF I THINK THE BOYS CAN BRING A CHAMPIONSHIP BACK TO DALLAS. ALL THIS – ON MY PODCAST – THE MIP – NOW GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT A DOWNLOAD! -  ITS AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS.